March 2010
5 posts
happy st. patrick stump’s day!
Mar 17th
shamrock shakes are the shit
Mar 15th
beware the ides of march
Mar 14th
why have i never watched doctor who before? totally amused.
Mar 9th
i think @GUBLERNATION is the only person more excited than me that criminal minds is new tonight
Mar 4th
February 2010
9 posts
you are a dirty pirate hooker
Feb 24th
I love how I lived in the same small town as Kellan Lutz when i was little. I wonder if we went to kindergarden together?
Feb 17th
true fact: i have a crush on the free credit report .com guy
Feb 16th
wow. my plans to watch an episode of xfiles then go to sleep have been thwarted by the creepy ass monster on here. now i am freaked out.
Feb 12th
no shit. also, i thought i was the only person that dvr’d jeopardy. http://tweetphoto.com/11012235
Feb 11th
criminal minds is on tonight! can’t wait
Feb 10th
i have seen more balls in the 5 minutes that i was on chatroulette than i have in my entire life leading up to this point. sad.
Feb 10th
“gayer than cum on a moustache” i’m keeping that one
Feb 8th
i took nyquil two hours ago but i am wide awake and watching antique roadshow. i hate being sick.
Feb 3rd
January 2010
6 posts
wow. my mom’s got “bitch” down to a science.
Jan 23rd
ennui. all i have.
Jan 22nd
i’m not okay (i promise)
Jan 22nd
i don’t fall in love. i just fake it.
Jan 9th
would you mind if i sat next to you and watched you smile?
Jan 7th
truth be told…i really enjoy the 4 non blondes
Jan 7th
December 2009
1 post
dear lady talking to me at lunch, unless it was patrick stump or harry potter that left you a voicemail i don’t care to hear about it
Dec 14th
November 2009
1 post
nothing ruins one’s day more than a failed shopping trip.
Nov 28th
October 2009
12 posts
dear adam lazzara, i have come to eat your face
Oct 31st
dear snow storm, fuck you. fuck you with something hard and sandpapery. a foot of snow? really?
Oct 28th
dear pumpkin spice, can i have your babies?
Oct 27th
ok, why is vampire diaries a rerun tonight? i can’t even enjoy my guilty pleasure tonight. pout.
Oct 23rd
fun fact: i love fig newtons
Oct 15th
my car is covered in snow. FML.
Oct 12th
god help me, i will murder this woman. her goat teeth and bad grammar is grating at my last nerve.
Oct 9th
22 degrees? FML.
Oct 9th
Dear God, Why did you only make one Johnny Depp? I think this is very unfair. <3 Liz
Oct 6th
dear mtv, thank you for playing vintage Blink this morning. <3 liz
Oct 6th
congratulations! you are the most annoying person in the world
Oct 6th
i’m about ready to smack a bitch
Oct 2nd
September 2009
8 posts
sooooo tired. this whole having a job thing is overrated.
Sep 29th
RT @1111am Help us reach our FINAL GOAL of 3,333 followers! We will donate $1,000 to Light the Night! We are getting close…
Sep 28th
i love fall. everything is golden.
Sep 25th
out to clean hotel rooms. if i run into any melting french silk pies i will feel i deserve it.
Sep 20th
just got caught singing very animatedly to fall out boy in the car. at least i gave that guy a good laugh today.
Sep 15th
could syfy actually be playing an xfiles that i havent seen a million times? this might be worth staying up for.
Sep 11th
wish i didnt. i didnt. i didnt. i didnt. i dont.
Sep 10th
i just have one thing to say about the true blood season finale. what. the. eff?
Sep 9th
August 2009
9 posts
colorado style pizza, colorado bull dogs, i am immersing myself in their culture
Aug 29th
tweet for 14,000 feet. my ears keep popping but i am loving the view from the mountain peak
Aug 28th
explaining twitter to my grandma = hilarious
Aug 24th
i’m good to go for something golden, thought the motions i’ve going through have failed
Aug 23rd
today isn’t looking so good. my headache is still here and i have the millionaires stuck in my head. cause and effect? possibly
Aug 20th
if you want to feel remotely human in the morning may i suggest NOT eating a hot pocket at midnight the night before.
Aug 15th
an afternoon nap sounds like a splendid idea right about now
Aug 10th
going to watch twilight then have more gabe-filled dreams because the real world is possitively inadequate
Aug 2nd