March 2010
5 posts
happy st. patrick stump’s day!
shamrock shakes are the shit
beware the ides of march
why have i never watched doctor who before? totally amused.
i think @GUBLERNATION is the only person more excited than me that criminal minds is new tonight
February 2010
9 posts
you are a dirty pirate hooker
I love how I lived in the same small town as Kellan Lutz when i was little. I wonder if we went to kindergarden together?
true fact: i have a crush on the free credit report .com guy
wow. my plans to watch an episode of xfiles then go to sleep have been thwarted by the creepy ass monster on here. now i am freaked out.
no shit. also, i thought i was the only person that dvr’d jeopardy. http://tweetphoto.com/11012235
criminal minds is on tonight! can’t wait
i have seen more balls in the 5 minutes that i was on chatroulette than i have in my entire life leading up to this point. sad.
“gayer than cum on a moustache” i’m keeping that one
i took nyquil two hours ago but i am wide awake and watching antique roadshow. i hate being sick.
January 2010
6 posts
wow. my mom’s got “bitch” down to a science.
ennui. all i have.
i’m not okay (i promise)
i don’t fall in love. i just fake it.
would you mind if i sat next to you and watched you smile?
truth be told…i really enjoy the 4 non blondes
December 2009
1 post
dear lady talking to me at lunch, unless it was patrick stump or harry potter that left you a voicemail i don’t care to hear about it
November 2009
1 post
nothing ruins one’s day more than a failed shopping trip.
October 2009
12 posts
dear adam lazzara, i have come to eat your face
dear snow storm, fuck you. fuck you with something hard and sandpapery. a foot of snow? really?
dear pumpkin spice, can i have your babies?
ok, why is vampire diaries a rerun tonight? i can’t even enjoy my guilty pleasure tonight. pout.
fun fact: i love fig newtons
my car is covered in snow. FML.
god help me, i will murder this woman. her goat teeth and bad grammar is grating at my last nerve.
22 degrees? FML.
Dear God, Why did you only make one Johnny Depp? I think this is very unfair.
<3 Liz
dear mtv, thank you for playing vintage Blink this morning.
<3 liz
congratulations! you are the most annoying person in the world
i’m about ready to smack a bitch
September 2009
8 posts
sooooo tired. this whole having a job thing is overrated.
RT @1111am Help us reach our FINAL GOAL of 3,333 followers! We will donate $1,000 to Light the Night! We are getting close…
i love fall. everything is golden.
out to clean hotel rooms. if i run into any melting french silk pies i will feel i deserve it.
just got caught singing very animatedly to fall out boy in the car. at least i gave that guy a good laugh today.
could syfy actually be playing an xfiles that i havent seen a million times? this might be worth staying up for.
wish i didnt. i didnt. i didnt. i didnt. i dont.
i just have one thing to say about the true blood season finale. what. the. eff?
August 2009
9 posts
colorado style pizza, colorado bull dogs, i am immersing myself in their culture
tweet for 14,000 feet. my ears keep popping but i am loving the view from the mountain peak
explaining twitter to my grandma = hilarious
i’m good to go for something golden, thought the motions i’ve going through have failed
today isn’t looking so good. my headache is still here and i have the millionaires stuck in my head. cause and effect? possibly
if you want to feel remotely human in the morning may i suggest NOT eating a hot pocket at midnight the night before.
an afternoon nap sounds like a splendid idea right about now
going to watch twilight then have more gabe-filled dreams because the real world is possitively inadequate